The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices classifies felching as such:

a. the process of sucking semen out of the anus or vagina
b. inserting animals into the anus or vagina

Now that you're educated, here's the scoop. Yes, people really do this. How often, I'm not certain. Though it's likely that there is pornogrpahy out there that showcases the activity described in both definitions, I have never seen any. Research tells me that while felching (the "a" definition), at least porn-wise, was more prevalent in male homoerotica, the current mainstream adult entertainment market is largely devoid of such behavior. What's behind the lack of felching in your local adult store? While the general consensus (among my crew of experts, anyway) is that the activity is somewhat of a fringe fetish...it's also likely that extremely high risk behavior such as this is taboo...and that's probably for the best. In fact, the gay porn industry, for quite a long time, has been getting steadily more responsible in the sex practices it portrays. If "bareback" action is your thing, it's a little harder to find and probably not produced by any of the major companies.

Regardless of its rarity, however, felching is not a myth.

As for the "b" definition, I really have no knowledge -- though I'd bet that there are images floating around out there that would have the folks at PETA steaming in their "all man-made material booties." As for your felching myth, the most well known urban legend surrounding this controversial fetish is probably the one about actor Richard Gere and his penchant for gerbils. And that's about all Cheri knows.

What is the nutritional value of sperm? Is it true it makes a good moisturizer?

OK, let's tackle the first part. Sperm, depsite what you may think, is neither loaded with calories nor is it particularly nutritious. The amount of sperm in an average ejaculate is somewhere between 100 and 500 million, but the little swimmers actually account for a very small percentage of the ejaculate. The rest of it? Sugars, proteins, some naturally occuring acids and minerals -- and none of it adds up to much. Calories figure very VERY low (supermodel low). Hence, you will not be going off your diet if you decide to swallow, however, neither will you be doing your body as good as a glass of milk (so don't listen to what he tells you). Regarding the moisturizer, I am unable to unearth any evidence that sperm, when applied to the skin, acts as anything other than an adhesive. However, if you feel like it's helping the crow's feet -- and assuming your partner is free of any STDs -- it won't hurt you, either.

How much porn is too much porn?

Instead of you asking ME this question, I have a pop quiz for YOU. Answer the following:

-Does your pornography habit require you to purchase new material more than once a week in order to keep you interested?

-Do you refuse plans with friends on the days when the new Nugget hits the newsstand?

-Does your porn habit make you late for work or school?

-Would you rather go with the "sure thing" of porn than attempt meeting real, live people?

If you answered YES to ANY of these questions...you are looking at too much porn.