Book Review by Lizabeth Nieves

No Lifeguard on Duty:
The Accidental Life of the World's First Supermodel

By Janice Dickinson
Regan Books/Harper Collins
$24.95

Janice Dickinson is often remembered for two things. Helping to change the standard of beauty in the modeling world with her smoldering dark good looks and publicly accusing Sylvester Stallone of fathering her child and insisting on a DNA test that came up negative. No Lifeguard on Duty is a wild roller coaster ride. Her life starts at the bottom- the first chapter is brutal with an abusive incestuous father, escaping to NYC from Florida at age 17 starts her ascent into super stardom and drug abuse.

The novel is entertaining and a quick read- Ms. Dickinson's personality comes though loud and clear. Ambitiously pushing forward, she is photographed by Avedon, Penn and Beard and slept with Stallone, Willis, Jagger and Neeson. Namedropping is key here- the pages are filled with a whose who of seventies and eighties celebrities. Studio 54 enthusiasts will enjoy the insider's view. Who knew that Steven Rubell liked to bring home young men and romp naked in bed with money from the night before?

All other emotional issues are glossed over a bit too quickly, the incest, estranged family and drug and alcohol abuse but perhaps this is how Ms. Dickinson survived the madness- "Hey I'm just a shallow happy girl and you get on with your happy shallow life".

 

The Lovely Bones

By Alice Sebold
Little and Brown
$21.95

Never has a novel been as timely as this. Alice Sebold's The Lovely Bones starts off with the brutal rape and murder of 14 year-old Susie Salmon. On her way home from school she is lured by her next door neighbor and serial killer Mr. Harvey. Susie tells her story from heaven as her parents hold out, thinking that she is missing and will find her way home. The bone found in the cornfield nearby dispels this hope quickly. She narrates and watched over her parents and siblings as they fall apart. Her father becomes obsessed with finding the killer, her mother withdraws and embarks on an affair with the melancholy detective that is determined to find the killer. Her sister grows up amidst the whispers of being the "other salmon girl" and her 4 year-old brother is lost and clueless as noone will explain what happened. Susie is always there, always 14 and watching it all unfold.

The Lovely Bones is delicately sad, almost the same mental state as that of the characters. The novel is heartbreaking and yet hopeful for the survivors. The realization is there that at some point they will be fine. When a tragedy such as this happens it is often heard "I can't imagine what it would be like..." Sebold does the imagining for you and then some.